Welcome to US United. We are a grassroots, citizen-focused social justice and political-awareness organization operating out of Spokane, Washington. Our mission is simple: to unite ordinary Americans, challenge harmful political leadership, and do what is necessary for the good of the nation.
Because we operate a digital platform, host live chats, sell apparel, and build community, we need a set of rules. This document, our Terms and Conditions (the “Terms”), is the legal contract between you (“User,” “Member,” or “you”) and US United, its anonymous founders, operators, and affiliates (collectively, “we,” “us,” “our,” or “the Organization”).
We wrote these Terms in plain English because we believe in transparency, not hiding behind dense legal jargon. However, make no mistake: this is a legally binding contract. By accessing our website, using our member-to-member live chat, purchasing our political satire apparel, subscribing to our membership tiers, or interacting with our future media releases (collectively, the “Services” or “Platform”), you are agreeing to be bound by these Terms.
If you don’t agree with these rules, if you think they’re too strict, or if you’re a political operative looking for a loophole, do us both a favor and close this tab. If you stay, you’re agreeing to play by the rules.
1.1. Age Requirement: This Platform is intended for adults. You must be at least 18 years of age, or the age of legal majority in your jurisdiction, to use our Services. Our content, including our political satire apparel, live chats, and community discussions, is adult-oriented, unfiltered, and not suitable for minors. If you are under 18, you cannot use this site. Period.
1.2. The “No Politicians” Exclusion: Let’s be crystal clear about who this organization is for, and more importantly, who it is not for. US United is strictly for ordinary citizens. You are expressly prohibited from creating an account, participating in our community, or using our Services if you fall into any of the following categories:
We built this space to escape the political circus. If you are part of the circus, you are banned. We reserve the right to terminate the accounts of anyone we suspect of violating this rule, with or without notice, and without refund.
1.3. U.S. Citizenship/Residency Focus: While we appreciate global interest, our mission, our Pledge-based philosophy, and our legal structure are focused entirely on the United States of America. Our Services are intended primarily for U.S. citizens and legal residents.
2.1. Account Creation: To access certain features, like the Advocate and Backbone membership tiers, you must create an account. You agree to provide accurate, current, and complete information during registration. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your password and for all activities that occur under your account.
2.2. Our Privacy and Your Privacy: We practice what we preach regarding privacy. The individuals operating US United remain anonymous to the public to protect themselves from political retaliation and to keep the focus on the mission, not the messengers. We will only disclose operator identities where strictly required by law.
In return, we respect your privacy. We do not sell your personal data to third parties, data brokers, or political campaigns. We collect only the data necessary to process your membership, ship your apparel, and maintain the Platform. For full details on how we handle your data, please refer to our separate Privacy Policy.
2.3. No Doxxing: In our member-to-member live chats and forums, you may use pseudonyms. However, you are strictly prohibited from “doxxing” (publishing private, identifying information about) other members, our anonymous founders, or any third party. Doxxing is an immediate, permanent ban and may be reported to law enforcement.
We are a free-speech-focused organization. We believe in the First Amendment. We believe in unfiltered, adult-oriented conversation. But free speech does not mean “free from consequences,” and it does not mean you get to turn our Platform into a lawless wasteland.
3.1. What is Allowed: You are encouraged to be blunt, direct, and unapologetic. You can criticize politicians, mock political parties, use profanity, share controversial opinions, and engage in heated debate. Our political satire apparel and community discussions are designed to push boundaries. If you are easily offended, this is not the Platform for you.
3.2. What is Prohibited: While we protect robust debate, we draw a hard line at behavior that harms the community or breaks the law. You agree NOT to do any of the following on the Platform:
3.3. Moderation and Termination: We reserve the right, but do not have the obligation, to monitor the live chats and forums. If you violate these rules, we will remove the content and terminate your account. We do this at our sole discretion. If you get banned for breaking the rules, you don’t get a refund for your membership. We are running this organization for the good of the nation, not to babysit bad actors.
US United offers tiered memberships (The Citizen, The Advocate, The Backbone) to fund our grassroots mission and provide you with exclusive access to live chats, founder Q&As, and community input.
4.1. Billing and Auto-Renewal: Membership fees are billed on a recurring monthly basis. By signing up, you authorize us to charge your payment method automatically each month until you cancel. Prices are subject to change, but we will give you advance notice of any price increases.
4.2. Cancellations: You can cancel your membership at any time through your account dashboard. If you cancel, your access to the paid features will continue until the end of your current billing cycle. We do not provide prorated refunds for partial months.
4.3. Failed Payments: If your payment fails, we will try to charge your card again. If it continues to fail, we will suspend your account. If we cannot resolve the payment issue within 7 days, your account will be terminated, and you will lose access to paid features.
4.4. Taxes: You are responsible for paying all applicable taxes associated with your purchases and memberships, excluding taxes based on our net income.
We sell political satire apparel and other merchandise. These items are designed to be unapologetic and bold.
5.1. Product Descriptions: We try to be as accurate as possible with our product descriptions, colors, and sizing. However, we do not warrant that the descriptions are 100% accurate, complete, or error-free. Screens vary, so the color of the shirt you see on your monitor might differ slightly from the physical product.
5.2. Pricing and Availability: All prices are in U.S. Dollars. We reserve the right to change prices at any time without notice. We also reserve the right to limit the quantities of any products offered. In the event of a pricing error, we reserve the right to cancel orders placed at the incorrect price.
5.3. Shipping and Delivery: We will ship your apparel to the address you provide. We are not responsible for delays caused by the postal carrier or customs (for international orders, though we focus primarily on domestic shipping). Risk of loss and title for the items pass to you upon delivery of the items to the carrier.
5.4. Returns and Refunds: Because our apparel features custom, satirical, and often provocative designs, all sales are final. We do not accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, sizing issues, or because you decided the satire was too edgy. Please check the sizing charts carefully before ordering. If an item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos, and we will replace it.
6.1. Your Content: When you post in the live chats, forums, or submit ideas for apparel designs, you are creating “User-Generated Content” (UGC). You retain ownership of your UGC. However, by posting it on our Platform, you grant US United a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, and display your content in any media. We might use your brilliant chat quote on a t-shirt or in a newsletter. If you don’t want us to use your content, don’t post it on our Platform.
6.2. Our Intellectual Property: Everything else on this site belongs to us. This includes the US United name, our logos, the “For the good of the nation” tagline, our website design, our future Songs of Peace and Anthems of Unity audio recordings, and all original text and graphics. You may not copy, reproduce, or distribute our intellectual property without our explicit written permission. Don’t steal our merch designs, and don’t rip our music.
6.3. DMCA Copyright Policy: If you believe your copyrighted work has been infringed on our Platform, please send a notice to our designated copyright agent (contact info at the bottom of this document). We respect intellectual property rights and will respond to valid DMCA takedown notices.
7.1. Live Interactions: As an Advocate or Backbone member, you may participate in live video or audio interactions with the founder. These sessions are for community building and Q&A. We reserve the right to mute, remove, or ban any user from a live session if they are disruptive, abusive, or violating the Code of Conduct.
7.2. Recording: You may not record, screenshot, or broadcast our live video/audio sessions without explicit permission. We protect our founders’ anonymity and our community’s privacy. If you leak a private session, your account will be terminated immediately.
7.3. Future Music and Audio: When we release Songs of Peace, Anthems of Unity, or other audio recordings, you are purchasing a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to listen to the audio for your personal, non-commercial use. You cannot upload our music to streaming platforms, sell it, or use it in your own commercial projects.
8.1. No Professional Advice: US United is a civic awareness and social justice organization. We are not a law firm, a financial advisory, or a political action committee. Nothing on this Platform, in our chats, or in our apparel should be construed as legal, financial, or professional political advice. If you need a lawyer, hire one.
8.2. “As-Is” Platform: The Platform is provided on an “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE” basis. We do not guarantee that the site will always be up, bug-free, or secure. Servers crash. Code breaks. We will do our best to keep things running smoothly for the good of the nation, but we make no warranties, express or implied, regarding the functionality or reliability of the Services.
This is the legal shield that keeps us operating. Please read it carefully.
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, US United, its anonymous founders, operators, affiliates, and agents shall NOT be liable to you for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages. This includes, but is not limited to, damages for loss of profits, goodwill, data, or other intangible losses, resulting from:
Even if we have been advised of the possibility of such damages, our total cumulative liability to you for all claims arising out of these Terms or the Platform shall not exceed the total amount of money you paid to us in the twelve (12) months preceding the claim, or one hundred U.S. dollars ($100.00), whichever is greater.
Because we are taking a stand and criticizing powerful political figures, we have to protect the Organization from frivolous lawsuits caused by user stupidity.
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless US United, its founders, operators, and affiliates, from and against any and all claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs, and debt, and expenses (including but not limited to attorney’s fees) arising from:
If you say something illegal in the chat and we get sued, you are paying our legal bills.
We want to resolve issues fairly and efficiently, without draining our resources on endless litigation. Therefore, you and US United agree to the following dispute resolution process:
11.1. Informal Resolution: Before filing any formal legal claim, you agree to contact us at [Legal Email] and attempt to resolve the dispute informally. We will try to do the same. We have 60 days from the date we receive your notice to try and work it out.
11.2. Mandatory Arbitration: If we can’t resolve it informally, any dispute, claim, or controversy arising out of or relating to these Terms or the Platform will be resolved by binding arbitration, rather than in a court of law. The arbitration will be conducted in Spokane, Washington, under the rules of the American Arbitration Association (AAA). The arbitrator’s decision will be final and binding, and judgment on the award may be entered in any court having jurisdiction.
11.3. Class Action Waiver: YOU AND US UNITED AGREE THAT EACH MAY BRING CLAIMS AGAINST THE OTHER ONLY IN YOUR OR OUR INDIVIDUAL CAPACITY, AND NOT AS A PLAINTIFF OR CLASS MEMBER IN ANY PURPORTED CLASS OR REPRESENTATIVE PROCEEDING. The arbitrator may not consolidate more than one person’s claims and may not otherwise preside over any form of a representative or class proceeding.
11.4. Governing Law: These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Washington, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any disputes not subject to arbitration will be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Spokane County, Washington. You consent to the personal jurisdiction of these courts.
12.1. Severability: If any provision of these Terms is held to be unenforceable or invalid, that provision will be changed and interpreted to accomplish the objectives of that provision to the greatest extent possible under applicable law, and the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect.
12.2. Waiver: If we fail to enforce a right or a provision of these Terms, it does not mean we are waiving that right. We can still enforce it later. No waiver of any term shall be deemed a further or continuing waiver.
12.3. Entire Agreement: These Terms, along with our Privacy Policy and any other legal notices published on the site, constitute the entire agreement between you and US United concerning your use of the Services. They supersede any prior agreements.
12.4. Changes to Terms: We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. When we do, we will update the “Effective Date” at the top of this page. If the changes are significant, we may post a more prominent notice on the website. Your continued use of the Platform after the changes take effect constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms. If you don’t agree with the new Terms, you must stop using the Platform and cancel your membership.
12.5. Assignment: You may not assign or transfer these Terms, by operation of law or otherwise, without our prior written consent. We may assign or transfer these Terms without restriction.
We know this was a long document. But when you are building a movement that challenges the status quo and operates without the shield of public name recognition, you have to have your legal foundation locked down tight.
We are doing this for the good of the nation. We are doing this to remind this country what it means to be indivisible. We are doing this to give ordinary citizens a voice in a system that only listens to the political elite.
If you have questions about these Terms, or if you need to reach us for legal, technical, or press inquiries, use the following channels. Remember, we do not disclose the identities of our operators.
Headquarters: Spokane, Washington, USA.
By using US United, you are standing with us. You are agreeing to the rules. You are committing to the mission.
Thank you for joining the movement.
For the good of the nation.
